Me, to husband: Did you get 5000 steps today?
Husband: No
Me: How many
Husband: 2705
Me: How can you have so few steps when you moved boxes this morning? Weren’t you wearing the counter? I’ve got over 5000.
Husband: You’re like a little dachshund toddling around and I’m like a Great Dane, a Velociraptor …
[as he indicates his huge gait with his arms]
I have no response to this……