Me: We need to have another walk this week

Husband: Why

Me: You’ve only had one walk. You need to have another walk.

Husband: But I’ve made target [for Vitality Active Rewards]

Me: It’s not about the points, it’s about you walking. It doesn’t matter that you earned yourself another smoothie you don’t want.

Husband: I got you a smoothie. Don’t say I never get you anything. AND I didn’t just buy it for you. I worked for it. It’s hand made.

Me: …